The nice Mr Osama Replies to Sir John:

Mr Osama,
Cave 325C,
Afpak.


Dear Sir John,

Yes! I recognise you from your facebook site, how nice to hear from you.

Unfortunately my Secretary made an error and I am not in Dubai but in Afpak. My secretary has now departed for a journey  to the Garden which has many palm trees!

You may find me if you travel to Afpak and ask the first man you meet, who is not in uniform but carrying a grenade launcher, for cave 325C, he will be pleased to direct you. Be sure to get right cave because there is a lot of rotting munitions in caves 325A, B and D.

I look forward to our meeting.

Mr Osama.